Hooters Inazuma - Yoimiya
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★★★★★
“I brought my girlfriend here as a joke.
Now she follows Yoimiya on three platforms and has been squatting in the mirror every night.
We both gave generous tips.”
★★☆☆☆
“Extremely overstimulating. There are too many legs.
My soup went cold and my self-respect evaporated.
Would give more stars but I’m married.”
★★★★★
“Excellent service, loud atmosphere, dangerously short shorts.
I came in for the food and left with three phone numbers, two nosebleeds,
and a questionable sense of self-worth.
Highly recommended.”
★☆☆☆☆
“Not enough fireworks. I was told there would be fireworks.
I saw none. Just cheeks.”
Owner reply: “Sir, that was the fireworks.”
★★★☆☆
“Yoimiya kept calling me ‘sir’ in this cheerful little voice
and now I can’t function around women.
I cried into my fries and tipped 4000 mora.
3 stars because the beer was warm.”
★★★★★
“Food arrived late but I was too busy staring at the staff to notice.
Atmosphere was a 10/10. Someone dropped a fork and no one moved to pick it up.
We all just… watched.”
★★★★☆
“She didn’t even look at me and I still felt seen.
Like… spiritually seen.
What is this place?”